“People kept going on and on about how terrifying Marble Hornets was. So I decided to watch it very late one night, and went to sleep right after, expecting to have nightmares. But all I got was a very strange wet dream about Slender Man.”
Omg.
Okay so the Assassins Creed series first followed Altair… Who lived in the 1100s.
Then, Ezio Auditore Da Firenze… Who lived in the late 1400s to the early 1500s.
Now, its about Connor, who lived during the American Revolution, around 1775.
WHAT DO ALL OF THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON?
They’re all incredibly attractive?
NO. ASSASSIN CREED CHANGES THE PROTAGONIST EVERY 300 YEARS!
So, in 300 years…ITS MODERN TIMES!!! SO DESMOND WILL HAVE HIS OWN GAME!!!
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